Thursday 7 August 2008

A nation of robots!

Hello people! I usually am too lazy to blog so often. But today, i don't blog i cannot!
This is after i read an article in Malaysiakini here .

You just gotta wonder how many dumb asses are out there in our society. The following is parts of the article by Ong Kian Ming which i extracted.
And before this, i feel the necessity to put a disclaimer or i might end up in court =/

disclaimer : the following contents are based on what i individually think and does not represent or convey any particular message to the general public.

I agree wholeheartedly with the new Higher Education Minister Khaled Nordin ‘that allowing university students to join political parties will restrict their development into holistic first-class human capital’.

wow, when BN got the support of the nation, they urge students to participate. Now that support for BN is dwindling, participating in political parties will deter us from becoming ''first-class'' people. wtf!

In addition, to fulfill the objective of developing our university students, I hope that the esteemed minister can consider the following proposals. I propose that:

(i) The esteemed minister considers banning students from going to mamak stalls and coffee shops. These are places where nonsensical and unproductive coffee shop 'chatter' takes place, much of it involving the topics of political interest of the day.

Since we do not want our best and brightest to corrupt their ears and to waste their time by listening to this nonsense, we need to ban our students from going to these places.

wtf! mamak stalls and coffee shops are nonsesical unproductive places!!?? then where else can i eat? u think im Abdullah's son in law can afford fancy fancy restaurants day in night out ar?!
and to stop us from ''listening to nonsense such as politics'' - chop of every single ear of ours would be a better solution.

(ii) The esteemed minister considers banning students from watching football matches especially those involving foreign teams. Watching football matches, which lasts for approximately one hour 45 minutes (including the break), and more, if we take into account the prematch and postmatch shows, is an extremely unproductive use of time.

Our students could use this time more productively, for example, in discussing the latest developments in biotechnology and nanotechnology and in collaborations to build Proton a new hybrid engine.

HAHAHA. Football is an hour and 45minutes which is waste of time. then what can we do to relax? listen to politicians bicker among themselves and act like monkeys as a form of relaxation? Discuss biotechnology and nanotechnology? sorry la boss! i'm a business major knn.

In addition, we do not want our young minds to be influenced by the teams of the decadent West who are not only footballers but also flaunt their decadent lifestyles off the field.

How i hope i can emulate the ''decadent western lifestyle'' , because they can afford it FFS!
The only way i can afford it is if i become a politician! hehe=D

(iii) The esteemed minister considers banning students from watching movies in the cinemas. Watching movies is another big waste of time, time that could be better spent on academic pursuits and developing one's own human capital.

You know mr minister. it is from watching movies that i learn how to speak and write more fluently in English. I don't wanna end up like our ex information minister hoho.

In addition, many movies produced in the West promote decadent values and values which are not consistent with our Asian culture. For example, we would not want our students to be unduly influenced by the portrayal of vigilante justice and 'cool' criminals in the latest Batman movie.

okay then. lets all emulate the BN government. cool and filled with justice. yippee

(iv) The esteemed minister considers blocking access to websites such do not promote the development of human capital in all public universities and if possible in all private colleges as well.

The only websites currently promoting human capital is currently controlled by the government? i suppose?

Websites which provide access to disturbing information on matters of little importance such as the BBC, Malaysiakini, the New York Times, should be at the top of such a list.

....i say f**k you. even reading ''The Star'' sickens me nowadays. the content is not objective at all.

(v) The esteemed minister considers implementing a rule which requires all students in public universities to carry at least one book where ever they go on and off campus. This is so that students do not waste previous time when they are waiting for buses or sitting in their friend's cars or waiting in a queue or even sitting in the john, time that could be spent reading and developing their human capital.

To further encourage this kind of behavior, the esteemed minister should require all public universities to have a monthly contest to reward a 'lucky' student who is seen to be carrying more than five books (either in his or her bag or in his or her hands) in public view.

LOL! okay lah, i carry oxford dictionary and cambridge dictionary sure can win top prize alr!

(vi) The esteemed minister considers hiring unemployed graduates from public universities to carry out a massive surveillance plan that would ensure that the above-mentioned rules are followed.

There you go! tax payers money well spent!

I sincerely hope that the esteemed minister considers at least some of my recommendations made above and implement them as soon as possible.

Seriously sir, your planning to build a nation made of robots that will put up with whatever corruption and negligence of the government?

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