A letter of petition

Scolding teachers, getting involved in fights, defying rules.. etc.
that was me during high school. But it has long gone since i started university.
But..but... its about to be rekindled!!!!!!!! because Taylors Uni College (TUC) have came up with a ridiculous new ruling! (cant' post the notice for the new ruling cause apparently the TUC site is not working, but words in red are the new regulations set by the TUC authority)

zomg! dress code like these for university students? Hell i didn't pay thousands of dollars every semester to adhere to such rubbish! High school ah u think!?

I cant possibly describe how mad i am right now!
relax relax, i'm not going to pick up a fight or find trouble with the lecturers/administrators in TUC because I'm no longer the rebellious me during high school. But hell i shall not let this matter rest!

As i have matured along the years, so has my methods of dealing with these situations which are now more sophisticated >)

I shall write a letter to the admin, stating my adversity. Here it goes :

Dear TUC boss and every underling under you, :

Letter of dissatisfaction.

I am thoroughly disappointed with the new dress code requirements of TUC students.
I find it ridiculous, and although so. i do not support certain demonstrations planned by other students as i am much more civilized. hehe


However, it does not mean that I am in anyway about to tolerate this new dress code ruling.

THus, i shall use my reasoning skills acquired from my Speech 105 class to reason with you.

Dress code policy : All students must be readily identified at all times
Is this discriminating or what? i did not gel/style my hair so stylishly to be wrongfully identified as a terrorist leh.

Attire should not contain any offensive, obscene, indecent language /artwork.
You do understand that it is just 'artwork' . so how can my attire be offensive / indecent?
If you insist, then naked paintings by michael angelo in Rome would ought to be burned.

Hair should be neat/clean and not excessively colored.
Another high school ruling. What? if my hair is dirty..like u will even realize it? or would u cut my hair like what my high school teachers did if my hair is long?

Footwear : slippers and flip flops are not allowed.
Tuition fees have cost a bomb. With rising petrol prises, where to find money for shoes. Slippers and flip flops are an alternative, not a sign of disrespect. Please take note.

Shorts, singlets, spaghetti strap tops, tubes, off shoulder tops, revealing undergarments, low necklines, excessively short skirts, exposing of midriff, bareback, transparent garments are not allowed.
1. This is the one i cant stand the most! i did not pay thousands of dollars to come to a private university only to see all the girls clad in long sleeves and long pants OK!!! I guarantee if this ruling is passed, the percentage of 'pornographic web surfers' within Taylors premises will certainly rise!

then i would advise the your admin and security personnel to keep a close watch for this guy!




haha. ok the picture was a joke. But i'm serious about the others.

Yours sincerely,
Eu-Roy, Lai
a very pissed off TUC student.