Monday 2 June 2008

Gender Equality? hell yes.

Its the time of the year where my weekends are bored because EPL, UEFA etc are all over.
Here I sit, blogging. what to blog? nothings happening enough in life worthy of me typing it out.
Ah i know. gender equality >)

Cut it short, i'm no male chauvinist and i fully support gender equality. hehe.
nowadays, u can see feminist groups running all over shouting for women's rights. women's organizations fighting for suppressed women etc.
im cool with that, just that... sometimes, things get a little out of control.........ahem*


Gender equality. For those men out there that disagree with me and still hold to the fact that male domination over women is good, let me enlighten you with the pro's of having gender equality in todays world.

First of all. if men and women were equal, that meant that, we as MEN, will NO AND SHALL NO longer succumb to our women counterparts and pay for dates. Yes, u heard me. men will no longer have to pay for women's meals!
even the food will taste better then :P

Secondly, if there is gender equality, men will no longer have to propose to women for marriages.
Yes, we, MEN, will NOT KNEEL down in proposal for marriages. It will be equal and therefore, don't even expect us to come with a ring asking for marriage. it will be a legal agreement whereby both sides agree upon.

DONE DEAL. we're now married.

Thirdly, women will now have to carry their own shopping goods / groceries. Because we men and women are equal and thus, the goods carried by both sides shall be of own possession.
yes, poor fellow men. no more suffering. WE dont even need to carry their bags no more! rejoice!
(p/s this photo is obtained from a fellow blogger. dont be mad when u see this lol:D )

so fellow men out there, with gender equality implemented, we seriously will have little or no value to women out there. And I was told a recent scientific study has also proven that women would not need the male sperm to give birth. They can do it somewhat by duplicating their genes on their hair or something. But based on my biology knowledge, without the crossing-over of chromosomes, there wont be any variation on the babies given birth to.

Then i would simply hope Megan Fox decides to do this duplication of her own hair, and this..
would then turn into...
Yes. all the women in the world would one day look like megan fox. lovely.



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