Sunday 18 November 2007

A hundred messages a day, keeps the pain away

So recently jon yee had an update which was his 50th post. Then after a chat with CkLeong, i've thought of something that really puzzles me.
Here is the conversation between us, :

CkLeong : eh nub roy, if u like one girl, how many times u msg her a day ar?? got 50 times a not?
Me : Swt, wth. where got so free.. about 20times la.

After that, i began thinking, about the power of love. But is it really possible to msg a girl that many times? well i think 50 is still quite reasonable lah. But i do come across people that msg their loved ones up to 100 times a day.

U see, its not that im jealous or what. For all i care, i would rather call her on d phone then msg. But okok, it costs more money. So then, to save money, we msg.

But 100 times?!! thats really too much isn't it? Allow me to do some simple maths.
1 Day has 24 hours. We shall say 8hours for sleeping, 1hour in the toilet (d times where u cant sms ppl)
so that leaves 24 - 9 = 15hours in a day where a person is capable of sms-ing others.
That means, to msg someone 100 times a day, u msg him/her averagely once in 9minutes.

Which is still possible because one might say, ''u wont understand one lah, this is true love''. This person would probably be one of my closest friends, wooi hau.

OK, fine! mayb love can be the driving force between the massive number of sms-es between each other per day. But then, what in the world does this ppl talk about in their sms-es from morning till night? Takkan everday 9minutes also got smth interesting to talk about right??
Well if you dont, then here is what you can say in ure sms-es

A :Dear, Im eating now. But still thinking of you...
B :Hmm. im watching tv but also thinking of you...what you eating?
A : Fried rice loh, with egg on top one. You watching what show?
B : Astro, HBO. oh, fried rice with egg ar? yummy a not? d egg raw a not o.. later too raw eat d stomach ache wor.
A : no lah, d egg my mum cook one, very safe.
B: ohh..the main actor in the show also eating an egg now haha.
A: His one or mine looks nicer?
B: about d same only lah.

..................This ppl sms each other like in a chatroom. Dont they have anything else to do everday? Im not denying that i sms ppl too. But at least i talk stuff that makes more sense. But with sms-es like these, no doubt you''ll hit 100 every single day.

2 comments:

-yin- said...

lol... that's the thing. Only when you're in a relationship you can say this kind of things. Imagine, one day your friend just msg you and telling you he's eating fried rice... haha... you'll think he's gone mad =D

Roy said...

haha.yeah exactly. but you don't do that do you? haha