A hundred messages a day, keeps the pain away

So recently jon yee had an update which was his 50th post. Then after a chat with CkLeong, i've thought of something that really puzzles me.
Here is the conversation between us, :

CkLeong : eh nub roy, if u like one girl, how many times u msg her a day ar?? got 50 times a not?
Me : Swt, wth. where got so free.. about 20times la.

After that, i began thinking, about the power of love. But is it really possible to msg a girl that many times? well i think 50 is still quite reasonable lah. But i do come across people that msg their loved ones up to 100 times a day.

U see, its not that im jealous or what. For all i care, i would rather call her on d phone then msg. But okok, it costs more money. So then, to save money, we msg.

But 100 times?!! thats really too much isn't it? Allow me to do some simple maths.
1 Day has 24 hours. We shall say 8hours for sleeping, 1hour in the toilet (d times where u cant sms ppl)
so that leaves 24 - 9 = 15hours in a day where a person is capable of sms-ing others.
That means, to msg someone 100 times a day, u msg him/her averagely once in 9minutes.

Which is still possible because one might say, ''u wont understand one lah, this is true love''. This person would probably be one of my closest friends, wooi hau.

OK, fine! mayb love can be the driving force between the massive number of sms-es between each other per day. But then, what in the world does this ppl talk about in their sms-es from morning till night? Takkan everday 9minutes also got smth interesting to talk about right??
Well if you dont, then here is what you can say in ure sms-es

A :Dear, Im eating now. But still thinking of you...
B :Hmm. im watching tv but also thinking of you...what you eating?
A : Fried rice loh, with egg on top one. You watching what show?
B : Astro, HBO. oh, fried rice with egg ar? yummy a not? d egg raw a not o.. later too raw eat d stomach ache wor.
A : no lah, d egg my mum cook one, very safe.
B: ohh..the main actor in the show also eating an egg now haha.
A: His one or mine looks nicer?
B: about d same only lah.

..................This ppl sms each other like in a chatroom. Dont they have anything else to do everday? Im not denying that i sms ppl too. But at least i talk stuff that makes more sense. But with sms-es like these, no doubt you''ll hit 100 every single day.

Patience is a virtue.

Sorry for my long absence. Had really been busy recently.
Fastfood. i cant really say im a fan of it(except for KFC) lol, but of course i do eat it once in awhile like any other teenager. But what really irritates me most whenever i go for fastfood is the other patrons of the fastfood restaurant.

U see, i dont mind queuing for my food, but when it comes to certain situations, i get real impatient.
I dont know if im lucky or what, but 7 out of 10 times i visit a fastfood restaurant, i meet another patron which is so irritating i feel like knocking him down. These ppl can be irritating in several ways and i shall kindly list them out here.

The queue is long, and after waiting for about 20minutes, im finally SECOND in line to order.








Yes!


Then within this close range, i can hear the conversation between the fastfood cashier and the customer which is about to order.
Im really amazed by how ignorant ppl can turn out to be at times. The queue had been for so long and yet, when the customers reach the counter, they had not thought of their order yet..and this happens ALL D TIME. Ill take MacDonalds for instance.

Staff : Can i take your order sir?
Customer 1 : Yesyes. Errrrrrrrrrr, give me er... hang on a sec.
After 1min or so..
Customer 1: OK, i would like a burger.
Staff : What burger??
Customer 1: Hmmm. Mac Chicken please.
Staff : Thats all?
Customer 1 : Errr, no, gimme a large fries please.
Staff : anything else for you sir?
Customer : Oh, and 1 large coke please.
Staff : Why dont u take our MacChicken VALUE MEAL sir?
Customer 1 : errrrrrrr.. set how much? ala carte how much?

I somehow do not understand how blind can these ppl be. I mean, whats the purpose of the menu's up there with those pretty little lights decorating it????

Staff : Set is RMXX.XX , ala carte is RM X.XX
Customer : OK give me a set then. Wait hang on, Fries without salt and my burger without any vege please.

At this point, this painful ordeal for me has alr taken 10mins . But im still ok with it as the customer has their rights to choose how their food should be prepared.And A lil patience wont hurt anyone right?then..

Staff : No add on sir?
Customer : no no no.

about 1min later...
Customer : WAIT! Can i add on a sundae ? strawberry flavour...

@#$^@&#%*$^*$^(%&
The staff then cant help with this add on because the machine has alr printed the receipt and received the payment from the customer. Then the staff has to call the manager whom comes hurrying with a key to somehow unlock d machine and put the customers sundae as an add-on which is slighty cheaper than d normal one.

Finally after all the fuss, the food is then served to the customer on a tray.

Customer : WAIT, didnt i tell u to take away?

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