A quick recap on what has happened so far.
- Theatre finals was absolutely awesome.
- Ive been accepted into Iowa state university, and plan to leave my dearest msia early August.
- It will be my last semester here studying in ADP. Thus, i plan to take only 2 subjects too ensure i have enough time to relax before i leave : )
- Just got back from Redang not too long ago.
Haih, talking about finally leaving Malaysia. What have i done/accomplished all these years i was here...i wonder XD oh well. And worst of alll.............
im leaving Malaysia as a VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!
ok shit, i know its not nice to say it out here, but what if the people in US tease me just because im a virgin!!?!? holy XXXXXX!!!
OK fine, being a virgin is not that bad, i know many of you out there are in the same category as me lol, im sure we're all PROUD of that! yes im sure!!! ; )
But worst of all. im leaving without a girlfriend T____T
Some of you might b already thinking that its not that bad after all, as long distance relationships are hard to mantain. True true i agree, butttt think of it guys... when u leave this land, can u imagine that theres nobody to...
miss u, dream of you, long for you to come back to Malaysia~~
Then, without all these stuff listed above, what reason do i have to come back to Malaysia from the distant land of the US??!!!
!!!!!HOLYYYYYY XXXXXXX !!!!!!!
Haihhhh, whyyy does this happen to me!!!
My lecturer Mr leong tells me theres more women in this world than men. And i doubt that theres more nuns than monks... so.... [Lesson1: women population > men population] ... how come no gf?!
My friends (specifically shan n ji-an), always say i'm ugly, and therefore no girl would want me T___T but..but..but...
When i always go shopping with my parents (lonely guy mar, with no credit card**), i see all these even uglier guys than me, holding some pretty girls hands. ZZOMG!!
What is this!!!! IS THERE NO JUSTICE??!!! and then im observe these ''uglier men than me''..
wa... wear all branded oh!!! no wonder la! the pretty girls want their money... ohh i understand i understand. [Lesson 2 -women are attracted to rich guys]
But then i got an ugly friend ( tan wooi hau, lolzzzz im so dead XD) , his gf very pretty oh. Although his rich, im pretty sure his gf didnt like him for his money, as she wouldnt have known that Mr Tan was a rich guy before being his gf. THEN WHATS THE DAMN REASON!!?
ahhhhh... i know i know, its what's deep down, its the [ heart that matters -Lesson3 ]
ZZOMG? Then why I NO GF!!? (READERS PLS SCROLL FURTHER DOWN for reference) , u see me in kiwanis???? See how friendly i am with the kids? see how they adore me???
How come then i still got no gf. I feel no justice T___T
Some of u at this point, might be alr getting annoyed by me.
what the hell, this freaking guy so damn desperate for a gf.. thick face man!
OKok, once again, u might feel that im desperate and theres actually no need for a girlfriend in a guys life. But i must then stress again, gf's are important! Why?
Because u dont wanna end up like the poor guy on the right side. (Nobody to lean onto in times of need T.T - Hey bro, i feel for u. i really do hehe)Haih, poor dude.. thats why a gf can be essential! =P But then again..
When girls are limited, there are always alternatives - TO SHARE
aHH. Two guys and a girl, that way.. im sure all men would have a gf :D - LESSON 4SO, any guy out there willing to share? =)
